Character Interview with Pearl Etta Riggs (Smith) Codename: Viper

Hello, and happy Friday, everyone! It's been a minute since I did a character interview, and I thought this one would be extra fun. As you may know, Pearl is the main character in my Guerrilla Grannies series. She's a computer wiz, a chemical engineer, and a firecracker. I aspire to be her when I grow up. hahaha! I won't bore you with details. Let's get some coffee and dive right in, shall we?

Hello, Pearl, and welcome. We're excited to get this interview going. How are you today?

Pearl: I'm as tired as a boxer after the twelfth round, but I guess I'm holding it together okay. Let's just get this over with. I have plans with my friends later. *pats hair*

Well, you just look fabulous, if we might be so bold as to say so.

Pearl: *preens*

How about we start by asking how you met your friends: Ethel, Opal, Minerva, and Alma. How did you all meet?

Pearl: That's a great way to start. I love this story so much! Opal and I hit it off on day one of elementary school because of our names, and Alma came not too long afterward. We palled around together quite a bit until the first day of middle school. That's when The Great Milk Debacle happened, and Minerva and Ethel came into the fold. We've been friends ever since.

Whoa! I have to ask now. The Great Milk Debacle? We need to know more!

Pearl: There was this kid, Tommy Turner, and he was a terror. He was a straight up bully, taking other kids' lunch money or demanding their desserts. Well, Tommy was trying to take Opal's milk, and back then, she wasn't nearly as deadly as she is now. She's petite and quiet. She's not as small as Alma, but still... 

So, anyway, Tommy comes out of the hallway and crosses his arms, blocking our way to the cafeteria, our trays in hand. He holds out meaty paw and glares at us, demanding Opal hand over her milk. She goes to give it to him, even though Alma and I are telling her not to, when Minerva and Ethel appear between Opal and Tommy. They faced him and told him to go away; he wasn't getting anyone's milk. 

He made some snide remark, and Minerva's fist went flying at his face right as Ethel's foot went for his balls. I've never seen someone go down so fast. Minerva told him we were under her protection now, grabbed us, and rushed us away before any teachers could get involved. She and Ethel just kind of stayed after that. We like them okay, I guess. *smirks*

That's an admirable story. Minerva and Ethel, great defenders of injustice.

Pearl: Yeah. It makes sense that Ethel went into law enforcement when you look at it like that.

It sure does. We want to know more about you now. How did you meet Mansfield?

Pearl: We met right after I graduated college. He was trying to buy the lab I worked at, and my boss had all the technicians in his office when he met with the potential buyers. Manny came in with a bunch of other suits, and on his way out, he stopped and asked me if I'd like to go to dinner with him. I agreed. That sale never happened, but I got a husband and a free dinner out of it.

Where did you go to college?

Pearl: I went to Georgia Tech. Back then, it wasn't nearly the school it is now, but they were still great. I got a chemical engineering degree and picked up a bit of computer savvy along the way. You know, computers were just becoming a thing when I was in school.

Where did you get your love of technology?

Pearl: I'd touched a few computers before starting my career, and we ended up implementing a lot of them by the time I left the lab. They kind of go hand in hand with what I do.

That makes sense. So, we were told that we have to ask. Did you ever blow up a lab?

Pearl: Of course. *grins* We made all kinds of mistakes. Our professors told us it was part of the learning process, and I did learn a lot. I now know not to mix a metal hydride with water. *holds hands up* I mean, boom. *explodes hands apart* Unless that's what I'm going for.

You said you have plans with your friends later. What’s on the agenda? A bridge game or kidnapping another bad guy?

Pearl: I'm not at liberty to say.

Okay, okay. How about we ask: What’s the most illegal thing you’ve done that you’re willing to admit to?

Pearl: *taps chin* We might have put bomb detonators in fake old-folk buttons and pretended to be frail so we could evade questioning. 

Wait. What? When did you do that?

Pearl: I can't tell you when, silly! Then they'll know it might have been us.

Ah. I see. Okay, I'll change it up. If you and your friends had a theme song that would play when y'all walked into a room, what would it be?

Pearl: I love this question! I'm thinking Bad to the Bone. We're all pretty amazing like that, and it fits. Personally, mine would be Trouble by P!NK.

Those are very fitting, from what we know about y'all. Last question (because we're out of time for today): What’s the one thing you wish people understood about aging?

Pearl: There's more than one thing, but the top thing to remember is: Just because you're getting older, it doesn't mean you have to stop having fun or being the boss lady you are. Age is just a number; it's not what defines who you are or what you can do.

Oh, that's great advice! Thank you, Pearl, for joining us today. It was a pleasure having you, and don't worry about the blue hair. We think you look fabulous.

Thanks to everyone who joined us today. We hope you enjoyed getting to know Pearl and are eager to know more about her friends. Ethel has graciously told us she might be available for an interview sometime in the near future.

If you're interested in learning more about these awesome ladies, pick up a copy of Guerrilla Grannies: Gray is the New Black today.

I don't know about any of you, but I want to be Pearl when I grow up. hahaha

Well, that's all for today, folks! 

Until next time, WRITE ON!

Jo

Emotions and Writing - How to Deal with Emotional Distress as an Author

Hello, everyone, and happy Wednesday! I'm going so deep into my soul for today's post, it's crazy. We're talking about emotions and writing, and how you can deal with the emotional distress life can throw your way. We've all been there, some of us more deeply in it than others, and we know how quickly the milkshake you've been shaking stops bringing all the boys to the yard. Buckle up, and grab a box of tissues just in case. Coffee locked and loaded?

Good. Let's go!

There are so many emotional firecrackers that can go off in our lives that we can't just power through, and sometimes, sitting in the silence makes thoughts we hate come to the surface and sit there, swirling around, yanking our focus away from our task at hand. Holy shit that was a long sentence. *inhales deeply* This type of thing can break us from the inside out. There are a handful of things I can think of that can, and have, thrown me out of my writing habit. I know there are others.

Here are a few of the life changers I could think of off the top of my head:

• Death of a loved one.
• Extreme stress.
• Uncertainty about the future.
• Homelessness.
• Losing a high-paying job.
• Major health issues (you or a family member you care for).

Let's address these from the only place I can come from. Some of you will have different experiences/stressors, and that's perfectly alright. This is how I dealt with it, and I'm hoping to encourage some thinking and self forgiveness here. :)

I've talked about my MS before, but the April after I was diagnosed, my husband was told he had cancer and would have to do chemo. That sent us both into a bit of a tailspin. I was knee deep in War and Pieces art (the shoes for the covers), and he planned to work through chemo, so I was the one setting his stuff up and doing the driving every day.

We still published on time, but I had to find a way to make it work. Not everyone has that option, and I was lucky I did at the time. Honestly, if emotional distress has you unable to make words, then don't make words. There's no way I could've gotten any writing done during chemo, so it was a great thing that I was in an artwork phase. It was HARD. I'm not sure I could do it today.

When my son died, I lost all my motivation to do much of anything. Sitting in a quiet room with nothing but my words simply wasn't an option. I had to stay super busy so the grief didn't eat me alive. I had random aches all over (especially in my chest), and I spent a lot of time with my punching bag.

I dove into art with gusto. I devoured YouTube videos from artists and learned how to work in several new mediums. Then I started putting them together to create things that were unique, things no one had done before. Like this:

Or this:

My house quickly filled with paintings and other art. Some were those of a beginner, and some were actually really good. Then I created things for friends as test pieces with new mediums to see what my limits were. Like this one I did for my friend Casey Bond:

I improved and upskilled, and I was able to eventually do this:

You know what I didn't do? I didn't beat myself up for not writing. Yes, it's in my blood. I love it more than I can say. I've done things with my writing no one has ever done before. I created the story of a book that compels the reader to read it. I told a story from the POV of the house itself. It brings me so much joy when people read and love my work, when it touches their hearts and makes them think.

That being said, I couldn't bring myself to the place I needed to be to write.

That's okay.

Read it again.

You don't have to be a writer 24/7 if you're a writer. You're allowed to take time to heal. You're allowed to take time for any reason you please. Your books don't own you and neither do your fans.

Yes, you'll lose some followers along the way, but you have to ask yourself what matters most. Do you matter? Does your mental health matter?

The answer is yes. Without you being in top form, the words won't be what they could've been. Take the time you need. Don't regret it; you'll emerge from the other side a stronger, healthier you.

Of the things I listed above, I've been through all of them except one. Guess where I am right now? Writing. Yeah, it's just my blog for now, but I'll be back at the words this year. Make no mistake, you'll come back around.

Be patient, and be kind to yourself.

You matter.

I hope you were able to read through this without too much trouble. Sometimes, beautiful things come from pain, and sometimes, they come from happiness. Either way, creative things are borne from emotion. Go ahead and feel.

Did I miss any of the major stressors? Drop me a comment. I'd love to know how the last few years have been for you.

Well, that's all for today, folks!

Until next time, WRITE ON!

Jo

Overused Phrases in Thriller Novels

Happy Monday, good people of the blogosphere! I know I'm late. I had stuff for my normal job to do. hahaha. Today, we'll be talking about overused phrases (clichés) in thriller novels specifically. You've probably all seen/read these before, but just so you know, I'm in a thriller group where the readers poked some fun at the genre this week, and these were the phrases they came up with. I'm sure I've used a couple, but I do my LEVEL best to avoid stuff like this.

Ready? Grab a coffee and get comfy. Here we gooooooooo...

First up, we have the body language phrases:

• I released a breath I didn’t know I was holding.
• I bit my knuckles.
• The smile did not reach my eyes.
• I instantly collapsed.
• My eyes darkened.
• His eyes sparkled with recognition.
• Bit my tongue until a metallic taste filled my mouth.
• Calluses.
• Boobies bouncing boobily.
• Bite the inside of your cheek.
• Nails digging into palms.
• Pacing back and forth.
• Hearts beating out of chests.
• White knuckling something (like a steering wheel).
• Shivers dancing down spines.
• Knitting brows.
• Hooded eyes.
• Ice in veins.
• Click or cluck tongue. 
• Lips that turn into a line.
  

Okay, and now we go to descriptions:

• Toothy smiles.
• Watery smiles.
• Sickening thuds.
• Padding out of a room.
• Awaking with a start.
• Scarlet cheeks.
• Throats with bile filling them.
• Suddenly gasping.
• A bit too thin.
• Red like strawberries.
• Cold, dead, and unseeing eyes.
• Invisible lint.

Additional ones:

• Realizing X amount of time had passed.
• A woman who doesn't know how beautiful she is.
• A sensation of eyes boring into you.
• Prickling sensation.
• Little half moons in palms.
• Chairs scraping across linoleum floors.
• Screaming only to realize it's me.
• Swallowing the lump.
• Steam curling from mugs.
• Bowels turning to water.
• Small of your back being touched.
• Those darn jaw ticks.

Now, these phrases aren't bad on their own, but when you're writing them into your novel, try to keep in mind 1k other people are also writing them into their novels. There are a few of these I have issue with that could be worded better:

• Released a breath I didn't know I was holding.

Yeah, you knew you were holding your breath. It's an automatic feature of being human, breathing, and it doesn't stop unless you tell it to with your brain.

Use this instead: Released my breath as I relaxed.

• My/His/Her eyes darkened.

Are you or they a magician? How are your/their eyes changing color? They're not.

Use this instead: His eyelids dropped halfway, and he tipped his chin down a bit.

• Pacing back and forth.

This is four words where one will do. I go over this in some of the editing posts I've written. When someone paces, back and forth is implied. You don't have to beat the reader over the head with it.

Use this instead: She paced between the fridge and the window, stopping to peek out each time. Or simply: She paced.

• Knitted brows.

This is one of those things that drives me batty. You don't have to use this exact phrase. Change it up. Get creative. That's your job as a writer.

Try: Pulled his eyebrows together until they nearly touched. Or: Scrunched her nose and wrinkled her forehead, causing her brows to get closer. 

• Suddenly gasping or suddenly gasped.

A gasp is sudden. You only need one of those words, not both. I don't even have a use this instead hint here. I mean, leave off a word. haha

• Bowels turning to water.

I'm so glad I've never seen this. I'd stop reading. Your bowels can't turn to water and neither can your legs or a smile. Just stop it.

Use this instead: A sudden urge to shit slammed into me like a noon train, and I clenched my butt cheeks.

Here are some tips I've worked up in the past. Here is a game you can play with phrases like this so you can alter them.

What are your favorite common phrases? Ping me a comment, and let me know!

I hope you all got something out of this post, even if it was just a chuckle.

Well, that's all for today, folks!

Until next time, WRITE ON!

Jo

Lessons from Traveling

Welcome back to the blog, good people of the blogosphere! Today, I'll be talking about the lessons I've learned from doing a TON of traveling. From my author job to my other job (not telling you what that is), I had to figure out how to be fully mobile so I could keep things running as smoothly as possible when I'm away from my home computer. I'm gonna share how I accomplish it with all of you. I know, I'm a peach. :)

Without further ado... Grab that coffee and a notebook because here we gooooooo!

Lesson 1:

Know where you're going and what you'll have access to while you're there.

This one was hard for me because I'm used to having the programs, wifi, and power supplies I need when I need them. Having things like Photoshop at my fingertips allows me to do my job in a streamlined way, but I can't haul my laptop and monitor everywhere I go. It's not economical, and my laptop is a beast of a machine. It's super heavy and is a bit of a power hog.

I discovered that you can't do everything on an iPad that you can do on a laptop, so I adjusted. We'll get into what I do to avoid these things at the end so you can focus on the issues and not the solutions. Onward!

Lesson 2:

Understand space limitations.

I thought I'd have just a little room to do the things I needed to do on the airplane. That just wasn't the case. You also probably won't need your whole purse. Take what's vital.

Lesson 3:

Books are heavy and take more space than you think. 

One is a lot, and more than one pushes your limits unless you're a body builder or have wheels (even then, you have to lift for the overhead). Along with everything else I had to take with me, I discovered I needed to have the husband help me lift my bag when I took more than one.

Lesson 4:

Clothes are overrated.

Sure, you need enough to get you through the days you'll be gone, but more than that, and you're just flexing.

Lesson 5:

Cute Airpod cases are crap.

From having them come apart and flip open to scatter my beloved Airpods to the wind to having them randomly stop sticking to the case, I've been through some stuff.

Lesson 6:

You'll need a business card at the exact moment you aren't carrying one.

This happens to me every time I travel, and I always promise myself I'll stick a few in my wallet. hahaha No. I don't. 

Lesson 7:

You won't be able to do the thing when you need to.

I thought I could handle everything I needed to while I was on the go, but I quickly realized there are some things I can't do remotely.

Solutions:

• Assure you have plenty of outlets where you're staying so when your devices decide to die on you, there's a plug nearby.
• Get cases with keyboards attached. Yes, they're heavier, but if you're used to typing on a keyboard, you'll struggle with a screen.
• Pack light if you have access to a washer and dryer. You don't need ten outfits for a five-day trip.
• Check the website to see if you have wifi. This has tripped me up more than once, and I end up using my phone as a hot spot. Yuck.
• Find apps that easily do the things you're used to doing on your desktop for the iPad (if this is how you roll--I do highly suggest getting at least a small iPad for travel).
• Get a robust Airpod case that clicks closed and hooks onto things.
• One book will do ya. If you truly need more, go digital.
• Be better than I am, and add those business cards or bookmarks to your wallet (or get a digital one). That way, when someone asks, you have it on hand.
• Airplanes are best suited for phone use and not typing on a keyboard. Find a way to work from your phone when in the air. Your elbows will thank me, and your seatmates will thank me, too!
• Work ahead. Do as much as you can before you leave, and use automation to keep things running while you're away. That way, all you have to do is monitor everything.
  

There ya go. These are the hard-won lessons I learned from traveling with my stuff. As you may know, I'm about to move states, and when I say we're back and forth between the new place and home a lot, it's an understatement. We're here as much as we're there, and I haven't moved all my work stuff yet. ha. Ugh.

My usual packing list:

• iPad with keyboard case
• Pen and small pad of paper
• One book
• Batteries or backups for things that need them
• Medications
• Phone
• Small wallet with ID and one credit card 

All that goes in a very small backpack, and then I put clothes for exactly the number of days I'll be gone plus one, my overnight bag with shampoo and such in it, and my chargers into a small suitcase. It's changed my life for the better. I no longer worry about my bag getting lost because chargers and clothes are easy to replace, and I can work and have my meds either way because of the backpack.

I hope you got something out of the post for today! Can you think of anything I missed? If so, drop me a comment and let me know! Thanks for reading and being awesome. :)

Well, that's all for today, folks!

Until next time, WRITE ON!

Jo

Character Development Hacks

Howdy, y'all! Welcome back. Hump day! I love Wednesdays. It means the weekend is so close I can smell it. No, that's not my feet. I don't think it is, anyway. :) Today! Today, we're talking about characters. Specifically, we're talking about character development hacks. This is where you'll get the info to fill out my free, printable character bio sheets. *shameless self plug* Hint: They're in the back. We'll go into how you can develop a character with flaws, a great arc, and at least one redeeming quality (if that's what you're looking for). 

Ready? Grab a cup of Jo and a warm blanket, and let's get to the meat and potatoes.

Great. Now I want a burrito and hashbrowns...

I find a lot of people struggle to come up with character names, but you don't actually need that when you first start to develop a character. Feel free to leave it until the end. When you're ready, pop on over to a baby name website and browse, or go to one of those character name generators that are all over the place. Here's one of many.

There are five easy ways to get the basic info you need to fill out the bio:

1. Base the character on someone you know.
2. Base the character on someone you've heard about.
3. Base the character on your pet.
4. Base the character on someone in a dream.
5. Close your eyes and draw traits out of a hat.

When you're ready to get deeper, think about the story itself and how the character will navigate the pages. Is it more of a quest story, or is it romance? Is the character going to have an ah-ha moment, or do they know themselves fairly well from the start?

Be sure you include any redeeming qualities unless you're writing a villain. Your villains need to be bad to the bone. Crafting complex villains is a whole other topic, and I've addressed that in this post. We won't go any further into that here.

If you base your character on someone you know, be sure to change the name, first of all, but secondly, look at what you have:

• A Personality - Unless your person is a rock, they have a personality. They have likes, dislikes, a birthday, and all sorts of other goodies for you to swipe.
• Character Flaws - Those things that make us unique. Perhaps they snarf every time they see a baby or they're prone to talking about other people.
• Instant Answers to What If Questions - Instant knowledge about how they react in certain situations. Like, what would they do if an airplane fell out of the sky onto their home? This is what I mean.
• Growth Potential - We all see in others what we can't see in ourselves, and we all know what the person could possibly do to improve themselves.
• Traits - They have eyes, hands, height, weight, a zodiac sign, hair (maybe), and skin tone.

These are all things you can use. Perhaps you want to combine person A with person B or C. Do it! This helps you create believable characters, in most cases.

I say in most cases because I came upon a peculiar review on I, Zombie where the reviewer stated the mother in the novel threw them off. No mother would act like that, be so nonchalant about her kid running off to fight the good fight.

That mother was based upon my own. She might've been unbelievable, but she was mine. :) I had a mom that rarely showed the emotions on the outside that were raging on the inside. *shrug* I got used to it, and I used it for fodder. hahaha She fit the mold perfectly. Trixie wouldn't have done all she did if she didn't have a mom who was cheering rather than nay saying.

So, do that. Even if it gets you a two-star review, use it. They don't know how realistic it is, but you do.

This will help you build robust characters with tons of personality that readers can't get enough of. They'll want to be that character for Halloween (Katniss) or will shiver in the night when they think about him or her being outside the window (Tobias). These are the things that stick with readers.

One more example, and then I'll let you move on.

I used to despise history. I loathed the thought of sitting in a classroom and memorizing facts. Yuck. It's boring, and I'll never use any of this. These were my thoughts going into my World History class.

Y'all, I got a professor who focused on the people in history rather than the facts and dates. I fell in love with so many characters: Nero, Genghis Khan (obvi.), Queen Elizabeth I, Pope Hadrian, Napoleon, and so many others. It made the class fun and engaging, and I never forgot the lesson that professor gave me about characters. He made me realize it's the people that stay with you, not their great or small deeds or their dates of living, but the personalities and the flaws that make you love them.

Teach the people. Write the people. Everything else is just bonus material.

A good character is the one thing that will make or break your novel.

I hope this helped and you got something useful out of this post! What's your favorite literary character? I have so many, it would take me a year to write them all down. haha

Well, that's all for today, folks!

Until next time, WRITE ON!

Jo

AI Audiobook Narration Comparison to Human Narration

Happy Monday, good people of the blogosphere! Today is that post I promised you all on Friday. I've embedded the sound, so be sure you click to hear the audio. Now, let's talk about how AI differs from humans before we listen. After all, that's what you're here for, right? You love my ramblings so much you click my posts to read them, right? hahaha :)

Not.

Okay, grab a coffee and a blanket, and let's dive on in.

When I got an email about AI being an option for audiobooks, I was intrigued. I wondered how it would sound in contrast to a human. Being me, I dove on in and started on the samples. Sadly, I had coffee in my hand, and I had to clean my iPad screen afterward.

Not only is it bad; it's next-level bad. There's absolutely zero inflection. It's just the reading of the text on the page. I mean, if I'm going all out and doing audio, I'm going to have inflection in my story, someone to read it as it's meant to be read.

I did a quick comparison. Now, I don't have a recording booth, and I'm a shit narrator, so these sound like crap, but one is a lot more crap than the other. Listen closely. :)

 

Here's what we read:

Chapter One

New Year’s Day, 2042

“What were you thinking, Brit? You don’t know what that stuff’s gonna do to you!”
“What I was thinking was I wanna have a special ability like everyone else.”
Griffin’s temper rose so high, he could feel his nostrils flare. “Everyone? Not me.” His words came out with a growl, and Brittany flinched like he’d lashed at her with a knife. Tears sprang to her eyes, and he softened his tone. “You know how I feel about that drug. It’s not right to mess with nature.”
She shook her head. “I’ve heard what you think, and I believe you’re wrong. People that took M ten years ago are fine, and their kids have been born with an ability. I want to pass that on to my own… our kids—”
He lifted a hand. “There can never be an our again. You’ve sealed that fate. I refuse to be with someone who’s been tampered with. Remember, those people who took the original version of M, the one that was tested and run through a million clinical trials, paid through the nose for it. You’ve taken some street copy that costs a hundred bucks. There’s no telling what it’ll do to you long term.”

If you're a reader, you read like the second one, not the first. I'm not sure what kind of programming was done to make this a thing, and I'm not sure what they were thinking, releasing it before it's really ready to read like a person, but... OOF.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

That old saying truly hits the mark here. I mean, I get what they're trying to do, but because books aren't audio narration guides, and because this AI can't seem to pick up on nuances (punctuation, anyone?), it's very flat. Emotionless. Chapter one of M is all about emotion.

This is the moment the boy realizes he's lost the girl. He's angry, he feels betrayed, and he wants her to know where he stands. AI didn't convey any of that.

For me, this is a hard pass. There are a lot of ways AI can be useful, but this isn't one of them. Audiobook narrators are gems. Hard stop. Just like writers can't be replaced by AI because we sound different when you read our work in your head, narrators can't be replaced by AI because they aren't human and don't understand our speech and inflections.

If you're looking to have a book made into audio, I suggest Random Reads Studio. I met Christy, and she's one of the nicest people ever. She'll do a variety of payment options, too. Here's a quick soundbite of her voice on SoundCloud, so you can see if she's a fit for your book. 

You can find her on ACX here, IG here, and Facebook at the link above. Even if you don't go with her, please branch out and find a human to narrate your book if you're going audible.

What did you think of the difference? Did you love it? Hate it? Drop me a comment and let me know!

I hope you all got something out of this post. You know I do my best to educate and keep you up to date on all the things. :)

Well, that's all for today, folks!

Until next time, WRITE ON!

Jo

Why Self-Publishing Was My Best Decision

It's the weekend! *confetti* Welcome back, good people of the blogosphere! Today, we're talking about self publishing and why it was my best decision ever. I know not everyone wants to self publish, but for me, it was the only way forward. Hard stop. So, let's not waste a ton of time up here and just get to it.

Wait! I forgot to say: Be SURE you're around next week. I have a super-awesome surprise for you all that has to do with AI and audio. :)

Now, let's dive in. Grab your cup of Jo and get comfy.

There are a ton of things to navigate in the Indie world like cattiness, theft, and scams, but those all take a back seat to the benefits (at least, they do for me). 

I mean, I write because I have to. If I didn't, I'd go stark-raving mad. There are all these voices in my head that tell me this and that. I can only shut them up by creating (this goes for art, too).

When I'm down or stressed, I take out my frustrations either on the keyboard or the canvas. I'm sure a lot of you are the same way.

Because it's an outlet, it can't become something I have to do. If I went with a traditional publisher, I'd have deadlines and people telling me what my cover should look like. Or even telling me how I can and can't format a book.

I did mention I'm also Type A? Oh, no? I am. Judging by the very detailed list of help topics on this blog, you probably knew already.

That Type A has a lot to do with why I can't go trad. I need control without deadlines. When I do have a deadline, I lock up, unable to do anything at all. If someone tells me my cover has to be such-and-such way, I get jittery and nervous because I rarely like designs other than my own.

I get to blog about whatever I choose, and I don't have someone telling me which book signings I can attend. If I screw up, I only have myself to answer to. I could go on, but I think you get the point.

Being an Indie is freeing. I get to write what I want when I want. Who wouldn't want that?

Not to mention the royalties are all mine. I don't have to give a publisher $0.99 out of every dollar I make. I get the whole $0.35 when I sell a $1 book. Win. I also don't have to pay back any signing bonus. Win.

Now, I'm not pooing on trad authors. If they can do that, more power to them. Anyone who can see a deadline and hit it is amazing to me. Anyone who can navigate the world we live in without getting cancelled and dropped by their publisher because of something they write? Impressive.

In other words, I made the best decision for me when I went Indie. That doesn't mean it's the best decision for everyone. After all, it's expensive to do what we do.

Which are you? Why did you go that route? Share! I'd love to discuss it. :)

I hope you got something out of this post! Be SURE to come back for the fun next week.

Well, that's all for today, folks!

Until next time, WRITE ON!

Jo