A Thriller to Add to the PPSK Series

Happy Monday, good people of the blogosphere! Today, I'm telling you all about a new psychological thriller I'm working on. I hope everyone is looking forward to the week ahead (I know I am), and I also hope all the moms out there had a wonderful Mother's Day. I got flowers from one kid, lunch and time spent from another, a visit from one, a text, and a phone call. It was an awesome day! Anyway, let's dive into the reason I'm posting, shall we?

So, if any of you have read Innocent, you'll know it's about a woman who ends up in a psych ward after she kills three people (or does she?). It's told from her POV, not something I usually do in my books, and she's speaking directly to the reader throughout.

Well, this book is the continuation of that story. Y'all are finally gonna find out if she's guilty or innocent. Or will you?

If you haven't read it, check it out here. It's free!

I've decided to title the new book Fabrication, and I know the beginning and the end, which is what I need, personally, to craft the middle. I suck at plotting, but I know where the story needs to go and which characters from other books in the series will make an appearance. I'll tell you two of them:

Nicky Moretti - Hank's partner from Intensification and the officer investigating Warren Vanderhorn's death in Manipulation.

Shelley Whitaker - She's back under an assumed name after the police started looking into her background when her husband, James, disappeared.

Both these characters will play pivotal roles. Ms. LeBrague's first name is Casey, and her bestie in the institution is Tina.

I'm seriously considering holding a drawing for a rather large Amazon gift card for folks who can give me an outline of all my crossover characters throughout the series. haha

I also devised a cover, but I'll save the showing of that for later so you guys can all ooh and aah once I have more of the book written.

My pivotal character is Silas. He's the ice-blue-eyed orderly Casey thinks is the killer. I guess only time will tell, right?

Well, I'm gonna get back to writing while you guys get back to thinking about the book and what it may entail. :)

I hope you're all excited! I know I am. Any guesses on whether she's innocent or guilty?

That's all for today, folks!

Until next time, WRITE ON!

Jo

Author Website Options

Happy Friday, good people of the blogosphere! Welcome back. If it's your first time here, be sure you poke around. I have tons of tips, tricks, and advice for authors. Today, we'll be talking about website options. I know a lot of you already have a site, so today is about where you might want to go to level up or start anew. We'll also be talking a bit about design, so hang in there with me.

Ready? Grab that notepad and a cup of coffee, and let's dive on in.

We'll start with: Hosting Options

Wix

Wix is the host I use, and I find it simple because it's an add, edit, drag WYSIWYG (what you see is what you get) editor. It can be expensive if you opt for the higher tier packages, but most folks need the Pro plan. That gives you enough storage to upload book cover images and link them unless you have 5k+ books. If you want a shop, it costs more, and if you want an email, that's monthly (they have no way to bill it yearly) on top of the site cost. They have some cool features I really enjoy, like the slider on my homepage. Be sure you catch them on a sale weekend because you can get a whole year for half off.

WordPress

This is one I have zero experience with, but I did try WP one time for my blog, and I found all the little apps and buttons crazy confusing. That being said, I do know several people who have beautiful WP sites, and the prices are fantastic. Not a ton of storage space, but there again, do you have 5k+ books? No.

GoDaddy

I've used their builder in the past for clients, and it's similar to the one on the Wix platform. Their prices go up fast depending on what you want and if you're a renewing customer though, so keep that in mind. It's extra for a custom domain (like anywhere else), but their basic plan includes a website chat that syncs with your inbox. That's pretty cool!

SquareSpace

I've built a site here, and their interface is complicated, IMO. It's not the drag-and-drop editor most sites give you, but the pricing seems pretty fair, and from what I hear from others (don't quote me on this), they do a bit of advertising on your behalf. I believe that's only about a Google rank, but I'm not sure. I didn't end up moving forward with them because of the interface, but their pricing isn't terrible if you pay by the year. Something to consider.

Author Websites by BookBub

This is NEW. Now, because I'm me, I'm all about being able to brand myself as I'd like to. I did dive in and check it out because that's what I do, but I did find a few issues in the beta version: I could NOT get it to load all my books OR allow me to highlight more than one on the homepage. Their editor is clunky and hard to figure out right now. Do I see a lot of promise with upcoming features? Yes, I do. Price wise, they're amazing, but I believe that's because it's still in beta. I've been giving them feedback on my experience, so I'm hoping they take it and run with it. It's free to try, so if you're looking for something new, check it out.

Now we'll dive into: Design

First of all, you need to brand yourself with colors and an icon of some kind. This can be a logo, a wordmark, or a lettermark, but it needs to be consistent across all of your everything. When you stumble upon me elsewhere on the web, you'll know it's authentic because of my color scheme and look and feel. Any host that won't allow me to customize that is off my list right away. You can think about how you want to do that by reading my free PDF. You can download and print it from here.

Keep it clean and consistent. Assure people know they've gotten the real you when they come upon your page.

There's a second section in that PDF that goes over websites. It tells you everything you need to know, but if you don't feel like wading through the other stuff, I also posted about it here.

Because of course I did. :)

Printing it, however, will give you somewhere to write down all your observations as you go through the process.

Did you learn anything from this post? I strive to bring you all the most relevant, up-to-date information I can, so I hope I'm doing a good job!

Thanks for reading, and if you find yourself interested in all the stuff I do here, visit my Linktr.ee to follow me on socials. I do try to always share my posts there.

Well, that's all for today, folks!

Until next time, WRITE ON!

Jo

Bookish Gifts, Merch Trends, and the Rise of the Sprayed Edge

Howdy, y'all! Welcome back to the blog on this nasty, rainy Wednesday. It's kinda chilly here in Georgia (soon to be Florida!), and I'm hating on it hard. I love warm weather and warm rain, and I despise the cold. Yuck. Anywhooooooo... Today, we're talking about things. All the newfangled bookish gifts, merchandise, and how the sprayed edge has taken over the special edition. Why that last one? Because I feel like it goes with the others like mushy peas go with fried fish.

So, grab something awesome and warm to drink, strap in, get those mouse fingers warmed up to scroll, and let's get to it already!

***NOTE: Nothing here is an affiliate link. We don't do that on this blog. I may add a donation button at some point, but I'm still thinking it over. WDYT?

First up: Bookish Gifts

There are a ton of bookish items on shelves nowadays, and I feel, with all the books by Hoover now being made into movies, the stock and options therein have exploded. Let's look at a few I happen to just love.

Storiarts is a super cool site that offers book-themed merchandise at a nice cost. Link here. They have fingerless gloves (I own the ones with lines from The Raven on them), scarves, tees, headbands (I have one of those, too), baby stuff, blankets... There's too much to list here, but all are quality. I've given them as gifts, too.

Of course, there's always the bookish things on Amazon, but CafePress is amazing if you're an author who wants to create their own gear. Link here. Before they got serious about their licensing abilities, I made an Emancipation Monopoly game there. It was hella cool. Kinda wish I'd kept one. hahaha 

Anyway, dive on in and see what you can make! These would be awesome gifts, and there's a wide array of stuff to customize. Wouldn't you love to be wrapped in Tobias's face at the beach? *evil grin*

Next: Merch Trends

This revolves around influencers, mostly. I don't know if you're up to speed on this, but a lot of times, new release ARCs (Advanced Reader Copies) are being sent with items around the book's theme. Historically, we sent ARCs for reviews, but now, it's become the norm to send items alongside to help the promoter do his/her/their job.

This also includes coloring books, which we did with our War and Pieces ~ Frayed Fairy Tales series. Feel free to download, print, and color this one. :)

Is this a good idea in this new world we find ourselves in? Well, I will say that several of the items sent cause quite a bit of discussion to start, so maybe it's genius.

On the other hand, when you have a book like Emancipation, what the hell do you send? Rope, Duct tape, and perfume that smells of murder? I'm not sure that would go over so well... I may be wrong, of course, but it seems to me this would make romance, sci-fi, and contemporary a much easier sell. 

Thoughts?

Last: The Rise of the Sprayed Edge

You can find a TON of books with sprayed edges over on Etsy. Link here. Some of them are mouthwateringly beautiful, and some have custom covers rather than sprayed edges.

I see special editions in the bookstores all the time, and if there's a decorative edge, I'm all over it (usually only if I don't already have it, but there are a FEW exceptions). I also may, or may not, have a few pretties of titles I already owned because they came out with a special one that made me swoon. Lightlark was one of those. haha I mean, have you seen it? It's gorgeous. No clue if it has sprayed edges because I haven't removed it from the box. Yet. :) Hey, I'm waiting on my library to be finished, okay?

All that being said, I have a theory on why the sprayed edge became a thing. Wanna hear it? I know you do! I'm gonna tell you anyway. :P

You know all those designers that put the books on the shelf so the spines are to the wall so there's this weird, white, lined aesthetic when you look at it?

I know you can see where I'm going with this.

I think this is what started the sprayed-edge craze. No one wants their book on a shelf so the title is hidden. Not only is it terrible for the book (they're meant to be taken off the shelf by the spine), but it crushes all advertisement for the title. Do you browse someone's bookshelf at their house to see the white edges of the pages? No. You do it to see what titles they're reading and if you might want to read any of their stuff. Plus, hours are spent agonizing over the cover and assuring series are numbered correctly on the spines.

Enter the sprayed edge. It's like a huge screw you to those designers. hahaha! I love it.

What do you think? Have you come across unique bookish gifts, to-die-for merch, or a sprayed edge that knocks all others out of the park? Tell me about it!

I hope this post was educational and fun for you all. My fingers are starting to hurt from all this typing, so I'm gonna go! Thanks for reading. :)

Well, that's all for today, folks!

Until next time, WRITE ON!

Jo

Finally, an Author Platform Just for Men

Hello, and happy Monday, everyone! I suppose you can kind of tell what today's post will be about, mainly, but I'm going to take a quick moment to catch you all up on what's been going on and why I didn't post last week. Boo! Let's just dive right into it, shall we?

So, a few weeks ago, hubby and I were in a car accident. We were rear ended and pushed into the car ahead of us (double slammy). I felt okay after a little bit, though I was a tad lightheaded, and my left shoulder was sore for about an hour. I'm well aware it sometimes takes a few weeks for things to show up, so I was hesitant to say I was good.

Well, last week, my left hand swelled between my ring and pinky fingers, and the fingers got so big, I took my wedding ring off and put it on my necklace for fear it would make things worse and end up needing to be cut off. That was a long sentence, but you see where I'm going with this.

I ended up on the couch with an ice pack, Aleve (don't tell my neurologist--she'll unalive me), and a remote control. Of course, I had my phone, so I was still browsing with my right hand (which is where I came across the linky that's the topic today). Now, it's still slightly painful, but I can type, so I'm back!

Not something I planned for, stupidly, so I missed posting all last week.

Now you know.

TODAY, however, I'd like to talk about this website that was just launched. News article here.

According to a poll I conducted a long (long) time ago, men dominated the reader preferences, so I have to ask myself: Why do they need a new website focused mainly on them?

Are you asking yourself the same question?

It appears women have taken over the publishing industry. According to the man in that article, " ... Most of the excitement and energy around new and adventurous fiction is around women authors ... "

My takeaway from reading the article is that it's believed that this needs to be corrected for some reason or another. Why is this a problem? Are women not allowed to have a bigger voice after being shushed for so long? Why do the males in this industry feel threatened in such a way?

I've seen some real stinkers and read some beautiful masterpieces by both sexes. In my humble opinion, more women have simply gravitated toward publishing the last ten years.

Could that have something to do with the Indie boom? I believe it has everything to do with it. Before, there were gatekeepers in the "Big 7" (now the Big 5) who were more likely to give those contracts to men. Now, a woman can simply write down her thoughts and publish them. Perhaps the female voice is what was missing in a mostly male-dominated industry, and it corrected itself.

I say it's about damned time the playing field was leveled in such a way. Perhaps it's not that males aren't being heard, but maybe it's that they don't tend to become writers these days as often as women do.

Label us bored housewives if you want, but we're crushing this publishing thing. I just can't believe a whole sex feels threatened enough by it to create a website focused on them and them alone.

What do you guys think about this? Is it a good thing? Pop on over, read that article (it's not long), and let me know your thoughts!

I, for one, am so excited to read more about how her boobs bounced boobily down the stairs. They say it's for masculine themes, but don't we just need more escapism? Books are entertainment, after all.

Well, that's all for today, folks!

Until next time, WRITE ON!

Jo

Character Interview with Pearl Etta Riggs (Smith) Codename: Viper

Hello, and happy Friday, everyone! It's been a minute since I did a character interview, and I thought this one would be extra fun. As you may know, Pearl is the main character in my Guerrilla Grannies series. She's a computer wiz, a chemical engineer, and a firecracker. I aspire to be her when I grow up. hahaha! I won't bore you with details. Let's get some coffee and dive right in, shall we?

Hello, Pearl, and welcome. We're excited to get this interview going. How are you today?

Pearl: I'm as tired as a boxer after the twelfth round, but I guess I'm holding it together okay. Let's just get this over with. I have plans with my friends later. *pats hair*

Well, you just look fabulous, if we might be so bold as to say so.

Pearl: *preens*

How about we start by asking how you met your friends: Ethel, Opal, Minerva, and Alma. How did you all meet?

Pearl: That's a great way to start. I love this story so much! Opal and I hit it off on day one of elementary school because of our names, and Alma came not too long afterward. We palled around together quite a bit until the first day of middle school. That's when The Great Milk Debacle happened, and Minerva and Ethel came into the fold. We've been friends ever since.

Whoa! I have to ask now. The Great Milk Debacle? We need to know more!

Pearl: There was this kid, Tommy Turner, and he was a terror. He was a straight up bully, taking other kids' lunch money or demanding their desserts. Well, Tommy was trying to take Opal's milk, and back then, she wasn't nearly as deadly as she is now. She's petite and quiet. She's not as small as Alma, but still... 

So, anyway, Tommy comes out of the hallway and crosses his arms, blocking our way to the cafeteria, our trays in hand. He holds out meaty paw and glares at us, demanding Opal hand over her milk. She goes to give it to him, even though Alma and I are telling her not to, when Minerva and Ethel appear between Opal and Tommy. They faced him and told him to go away; he wasn't getting anyone's milk. 

He made some snide remark, and Minerva's fist went flying at his face right as Ethel's foot went for his balls. I've never seen someone go down so fast. Minerva told him we were under her protection now, grabbed us, and rushed us away before any teachers could get involved. She and Ethel just kind of stayed after that. We like them okay, I guess. *smirks*

That's an admirable story. Minerva and Ethel, great defenders of injustice.

Pearl: Yeah. It makes sense that Ethel went into law enforcement when you look at it like that.

It sure does. We want to know more about you now. How did you meet Mansfield?

Pearl: We met right after I graduated college. He was trying to buy the lab I worked at, and my boss had all the technicians in his office when he met with the potential buyers. Manny came in with a bunch of other suits, and on his way out, he stopped and asked me if I'd like to go to dinner with him. I agreed. That sale never happened, but I got a husband and a free dinner out of it.

Where did you go to college?

Pearl: I went to Georgia Tech. Back then, it wasn't nearly the school it is now, but they were still great. I got a chemical engineering degree and picked up a bit of computer savvy along the way. You know, computers were just becoming a thing when I was in school.

Where did you get your love of technology?

Pearl: I'd touched a few computers before starting my career, and we ended up implementing a lot of them by the time I left the lab. They kind of go hand in hand with what I do.

That makes sense. So, we were told that we have to ask. Did you ever blow up a lab?

Pearl: Of course. *grins* We made all kinds of mistakes. Our professors told us it was part of the learning process, and I did learn a lot. I now know not to mix a metal hydride with water. *holds hands up* I mean, boom. *explodes hands apart* Unless that's what I'm going for.

You said you have plans with your friends later. What’s on the agenda? A bridge game or kidnapping another bad guy?

Pearl: I'm not at liberty to say.

Okay, okay. How about we ask: What’s the most illegal thing you’ve done that you’re willing to admit to?

Pearl: *taps chin* We might have put bomb detonators in fake old-folk buttons and pretended to be frail so we could evade questioning. 

Wait. What? When did you do that?

Pearl: I can't tell you when, silly! Then they'll know it might have been us.

Ah. I see. Okay, I'll change it up. If you and your friends had a theme song that would play when y'all walked into a room, what would it be?

Pearl: I love this question! I'm thinking Bad to the Bone. We're all pretty amazing like that, and it fits. Personally, mine would be Trouble by P!NK.

Those are very fitting, from what we know about y'all. Last question (because we're out of time for today): What’s the one thing you wish people understood about aging?

Pearl: There's more than one thing, but the top thing to remember is: Just because you're getting older, it doesn't mean you have to stop having fun or being the boss lady you are. Age is just a number; it's not what defines who you are or what you can do.

Oh, that's great advice! Thank you, Pearl, for joining us today. It was a pleasure having you, and don't worry about the blue hair. We think you look fabulous.

Thanks to everyone who joined us today. We hope you enjoyed getting to know Pearl and are eager to know more about her friends. Ethel has graciously told us she might be available for an interview sometime in the near future.

If you're interested in learning more about these awesome ladies, pick up a copy of Guerrilla Grannies: Gray is the New Black today.

I don't know about any of you, but I want to be Pearl when I grow up. hahaha

Well, that's all for today, folks! 

Until next time, WRITE ON!

Jo

Emotions and Writing - How to Deal with Emotional Distress as an Author

Hello, everyone, and happy Wednesday! I'm going so deep into my soul for today's post, it's crazy. We're talking about emotions and writing, and how you can deal with the emotional distress life can throw your way. We've all been there, some of us more deeply in it than others, and we know how quickly the milkshake you've been shaking stops bringing all the boys to the yard. Buckle up, and grab a box of tissues just in case. Coffee locked and loaded?

Good. Let's go!

There are so many emotional firecrackers that can go off in our lives that we can't just power through, and sometimes, sitting in the silence makes thoughts we hate come to the surface and sit there, swirling around, yanking our focus away from our task at hand. Holy shit that was a long sentence. *inhales deeply* This type of thing can break us from the inside out. There are a handful of things I can think of that can, and have, thrown me out of my writing habit. I know there are others.

Here are a few of the life changers I could think of off the top of my head:

• Death of a loved one.
• Extreme stress.
• Uncertainty about the future.
• Homelessness.
• Losing a high-paying job.
• Major health issues (you or a family member you care for).

Let's address these from the only place I can come from. Some of you will have different experiences/stressors, and that's perfectly alright. This is how I dealt with it, and I'm hoping to encourage some thinking and self forgiveness here. :)

I've talked about my MS before, but the April after I was diagnosed, my husband was told he had cancer and would have to do chemo. That sent us both into a bit of a tailspin. I was knee deep in War and Pieces art (the shoes for the covers), and he planned to work through chemo, so I was the one setting his stuff up and doing the driving every day.

We still published on time, but I had to find a way to make it work. Not everyone has that option, and I was lucky I did at the time. Honestly, if emotional distress has you unable to make words, then don't make words. There's no way I could've gotten any writing done during chemo, so it was a great thing that I was in an artwork phase. It was HARD. I'm not sure I could do it today.

When my son died, I lost all my motivation to do much of anything. Sitting in a quiet room with nothing but my words simply wasn't an option. I had to stay super busy so the grief didn't eat me alive. I had random aches all over (especially in my chest), and I spent a lot of time with my punching bag.

I dove into art with gusto. I devoured YouTube videos from artists and learned how to work in several new mediums. Then I started putting them together to create things that were unique, things no one had done before. Like this:

Or this:

My house quickly filled with paintings and other art. Some were those of a beginner, and some were actually really good. Then I created things for friends as test pieces with new mediums to see what my limits were. Like this one I did for my friend Casey Bond:

I improved and upskilled, and I was able to eventually do this:

You know what I didn't do? I didn't beat myself up for not writing. Yes, it's in my blood. I love it more than I can say. I've done things with my writing no one has ever done before. I created the story of a book that compels the reader to read it. I told a story from the POV of the house itself. It brings me so much joy when people read and love my work, when it touches their hearts and makes them think.

That being said, I couldn't bring myself to the place I needed to be to write.

That's okay.

Read it again.

You don't have to be a writer 24/7 if you're a writer. You're allowed to take time to heal. You're allowed to take time for any reason you please. Your books don't own you and neither do your fans.

Yes, you'll lose some followers along the way, but you have to ask yourself what matters most. Do you matter? Does your mental health matter?

The answer is yes. Without you being in top form, the words won't be what they could've been. Take the time you need. Don't regret it; you'll emerge from the other side a stronger, healthier you.

Of the things I listed above, I've been through all of them except one. Guess where I am right now? Writing. Yeah, it's just my blog for now, but I'll be back at the words this year. Make no mistake, you'll come back around.

Be patient, and be kind to yourself.

You matter.

I hope you were able to read through this without too much trouble. Sometimes, beautiful things come from pain, and sometimes, they come from happiness. Either way, creative things are borne from emotion. Go ahead and feel.

Did I miss any of the major stressors? Drop me a comment. I'd love to know how the last few years have been for you.

Well, that's all for today, folks!

Until next time, WRITE ON!

Jo

Overused Phrases in Thriller Novels

Happy Monday, good people of the blogosphere! I know I'm late. I had stuff for my normal job to do. hahaha. Today, we'll be talking about overused phrases (clichés) in thriller novels specifically. You've probably all seen/read these before, but just so you know, I'm in a thriller group where the readers poked some fun at the genre this week, and these were the phrases they came up with. I'm sure I've used a couple, but I do my LEVEL best to avoid stuff like this.

Ready? Grab a coffee and get comfy. Here we gooooooooo...

First up, we have the body language phrases:

• I released a breath I didn’t know I was holding.
• I bit my knuckles.
• The smile did not reach my eyes.
• I instantly collapsed.
• My eyes darkened.
• His eyes sparkled with recognition.
• Bit my tongue until a metallic taste filled my mouth.
• Calluses.
• Boobies bouncing boobily.
• Bite the inside of your cheek.
• Nails digging into palms.
• Pacing back and forth.
• Hearts beating out of chests.
• White knuckling something (like a steering wheel).
• Shivers dancing down spines.
• Knitting brows.
• Hooded eyes.
• Ice in veins.
• Click or cluck tongue. 
• Lips that turn into a line.
  

Okay, and now we go to descriptions:

• Toothy smiles.
• Watery smiles.
• Sickening thuds.
• Padding out of a room.
• Awaking with a start.
• Scarlet cheeks.
• Throats with bile filling them.
• Suddenly gasping.
• A bit too thin.
• Red like strawberries.
• Cold, dead, and unseeing eyes.
• Invisible lint.

Additional ones:

• Realizing X amount of time had passed.
• A woman who doesn't know how beautiful she is.
• A sensation of eyes boring into you.
• Prickling sensation.
• Little half moons in palms.
• Chairs scraping across linoleum floors.
• Screaming only to realize it's me.
• Swallowing the lump.
• Steam curling from mugs.
• Bowels turning to water.
• Small of your back being touched.
• Those darn jaw ticks.

Now, these phrases aren't bad on their own, but when you're writing them into your novel, try to keep in mind 1k other people are also writing them into their novels. There are a few of these I have issue with that could be worded better:

• Released a breath I didn't know I was holding.

Yeah, you knew you were holding your breath. It's an automatic feature of being human, breathing, and it doesn't stop unless you tell it to with your brain.

Use this instead: Released my breath as I relaxed.

• My/His/Her eyes darkened.

Are you or they a magician? How are your/their eyes changing color? They're not.

Use this instead: His eyelids dropped halfway, and he tipped his chin down a bit.

• Pacing back and forth.

This is four words where one will do. I go over this in some of the editing posts I've written. When someone paces, back and forth is implied. You don't have to beat the reader over the head with it.

Use this instead: She paced between the fridge and the window, stopping to peek out each time. Or simply: She paced.

• Knitted brows.

This is one of those things that drives me batty. You don't have to use this exact phrase. Change it up. Get creative. That's your job as a writer.

Try: Pulled his eyebrows together until they nearly touched. Or: Scrunched her nose and wrinkled her forehead, causing her brows to get closer. 

• Suddenly gasping or suddenly gasped.

A gasp is sudden. You only need one of those words, not both. I don't even have a use this instead hint here. I mean, leave off a word. haha

• Bowels turning to water.

I'm so glad I've never seen this. I'd stop reading. Your bowels can't turn to water and neither can your legs or a smile. Just stop it.

Use this instead: A sudden urge to shit slammed into me like a noon train, and I clenched my butt cheeks.

Here are some tips I've worked up in the past. Here is a game you can play with phrases like this so you can alter them.

What are your favorite common phrases? Ping me a comment, and let me know!

I hope you all got something out of this post, even if it was just a chuckle.

Well, that's all for today, folks!

Until next time, WRITE ON!

Jo