Hey all you spiffy people! I'm J. Hooligan and I run the blog Platypire Reviews, which mostly consists of shenanigans and book reviews.
I started the blog a little over 4 years ago because I do what I want. Really though, I'm a bit eccentric for most blogs and I wanted to be free to express my "creative" silliness without having to do things like convincing someone to let me do book reviews in a platypus onesie. I also wanted to make a place for people to write book reviews however they wanna (legally) with no obligations or genre requirements.
As for me, I am an eclectic reader. I don't have a favorite genre, I read all sorts of books in whatever formats I can read them in. I just prefer them to be good.
Places you can find me:
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Thanks all your fabulous people for taking some time out of your day to get to know me a little bit more. You're wonderful and I appreciate your awesomeness.
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A blog dedicated to the education and support of Indie authors.
Also striving to providing great book recommendations and reviews for readers.
Links and Books by Jo Michaels
Wednesday, March 21, 2018
Monday, March 19, 2018
Storytime Book Reviews & Promotions Announces New Author Coaching Service
Happy Monday, good people of the blogosphere! Whew! I feel like I just survived the apocalypse. Complications of the flu. *shrugs* Anyway, I have some awesome news to share with you all today. While scrolling my Facebook feed, I saw that one of the promoters I know has a new author coaching service, thought you all might like to know about it, and offered to share for her. She has an awesome early-bird offer. Grab your coffee, or tea, and let's get going!
Storytime Book Reviews & Promotions announces new author coaching service.
This new service is $150.00 and comes with the following:
You can find Storytime via the links below!
Website - https://storytimebookreviews.wordpress.com/
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/storytimebookreviews/
Facebook readers group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1161764723843298/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/Storytime4Ever
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/storytimebookreviews
Email contact - storytimebookreviews [at] gmail.com
That price is only if you get in the door now, so if you're interested, I'd jump ON it if I were you.
What do you think?
Well, that's all for today, folks! Until next time, WRITE ON!
Jo
Storytime Book Reviews & Promotions announces new author coaching service.
This new service is $150.00 and comes with the following:
- group sprinting
- group discussion
- one on one time for thirty minutes each week (many times this will be more than thirty minutes because I like to talk)
- assistance with word tracking
- help with plot development and character development
- reading chapters and or full manuscripts
- help with outlines/plotting/planning your book or series
- discussions on time management
- discussions on self care and health
- promotion of a backlist title once a month in the Storytime newsletter/FB and Twitter
You can find Storytime via the links below!
Website - https://storytimebookreviews.wordpress.com/
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/storytimebookreviews/
Facebook readers group - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1161764723843298/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/Storytime4Ever
Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/storytimebookreviews
Email contact - storytimebookreviews [at] gmail.com
That price is only if you get in the door now, so if you're interested, I'd jump ON it if I were you.
What do you think?
Well, that's all for today, folks! Until next time, WRITE ON!
Jo
Wednesday, March 7, 2018
Meet a Book Blogger - Epilogue Book Blog (Holly and Taylon)
Please welcome Epilogue Book Blog! Grab your coffee or tea, and let's get going!
Epilogue Book Blog consists of two halves!
Holly: I tend to read in phases that not even I can predict. While in 2014, I tended toward romance (mostly contemporary and new adult), I’m currently binging psychological thrillers and horror. I also read literary fiction and enjoy my fair share of classics. My favorite books of all-time are The Reader by Bernhard Schlink and Summer of my German Soldier by Bette Greene.
Taylon: I have a hard time picking genre; for me, it’s more about content. I ended the year with a “light” read mood—a quick and easy story, even if predictable. Other times, I want something that moves me, much like how favorite authors Colleen Hoover, Tarryn Fisher, and Kandi Steiner push me to think and reflect. Either way, good writing/story-telling is a must.
Rather than requesting and accepting arcs (with corresponding deadlines), we currently prefer to purchase books, which allows more freedom in terms of a timeline. Reviews are typically posted on Goodreads, our Wordpress website, and Amazon (when our submissions aren’t rejected). A brief review/recommendation is usually shared to our Facebook page as well.
Wordpress: https://epiloguebookblog.wordpress.com/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/epiloguebookblog/
Holly’s Goodreads profile: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/9705560-holly-epiloguebookblog
Thanks so much to Jo Michaels for this opportunity to share with her followers!
In a climate where readers have so many options, we truly appreciate those who follow, interact, and trust Epilogue Book Blog to provide genuine reviews and recommendations.
How amazing was that post? Get to following these gals!
Epilogue Book Blog consists of two halves!
- Holly, the awkward one, breaks out into hives when meeting her favorite authors; quotes Michael Scott of The Office daily; and has harbored a crush on the Hanson brothers since seventh grade.
- Taylon—also known as the one with the “cool name” and “red glasses”—despises tomatoes, (somehow) functions without the aid of coffee, and befriends people on the dance floor when given the opportunity.
Holly: I tend to read in phases that not even I can predict. While in 2014, I tended toward romance (mostly contemporary and new adult), I’m currently binging psychological thrillers and horror. I also read literary fiction and enjoy my fair share of classics. My favorite books of all-time are The Reader by Bernhard Schlink and Summer of my German Soldier by Bette Greene.
Taylon: I have a hard time picking genre; for me, it’s more about content. I ended the year with a “light” read mood—a quick and easy story, even if predictable. Other times, I want something that moves me, much like how favorite authors Colleen Hoover, Tarryn Fisher, and Kandi Steiner push me to think and reflect. Either way, good writing/story-telling is a must.
Rather than requesting and accepting arcs (with corresponding deadlines), we currently prefer to purchase books, which allows more freedom in terms of a timeline. Reviews are typically posted on Goodreads, our Wordpress website, and Amazon (when our submissions aren’t rejected). A brief review/recommendation is usually shared to our Facebook page as well.
Wordpress: https://epiloguebookblog.wordpress.com/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/epiloguebookblog/
Holly’s Goodreads profile: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/9705560-holly-epiloguebookblog
Thanks so much to Jo Michaels for this opportunity to share with her followers!
In a climate where readers have so many options, we truly appreciate those who follow, interact, and trust Epilogue Book Blog to provide genuine reviews and recommendations.
How amazing was that post? Get to following these gals!
Wednesday, February 28, 2018
Book Excerpt #1 - Intensification - Pen Pals and Serial Killers Story Three
Happy Wednesday, everyone! Today, I'm scheduled to give you all an excerpt of my WIP, Intensification. Warning: It's not for the feint of heart. This excerpt will introduce you to both main characters, Detective Hank Reynolds and Claude. I hope you enjoy it! As a side note, Provocation is with the proofreader, and a release date will be coming at you soon! If you missed the first two excerpts from that book, check them out here and here. Grab your coffee, or tea, and let's get going!
First, a little about the book:
Title: Intensification - Pen Pals and Serial Killers - Story Three
Author: Jo Michaels
Genre: Psychological Thriller
Length: Looking like it'll be around 70k
Release Date: TBD (Spring 2018 for sure)
Blurb:
Detective Hank Reynolds has just been handed the case of a lifetime. Another reality TV star has gone missing, and it’s up to the Atlanta police department to find her before it’s too late. While he’s digging around, he discovers there have been nearly twenty similar kidnappings in the surrounding areas over the last twenty years, and while trying to find out more—and a witness that’s still alive—he’s dragged into a past he wishes he could erase. His dreams become nightmares about the women, and his sanity unravels. Even his eyes begin to play tricks on him, but no hallucinations are as devious as the antics of the killer—who’s always one breath away—waiting for the chance to strike again.
Now for the excerpt!
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I hope you enjoyed that! EEP!
What do you think? Is Claude's house weird or what?
Well, that's all for today, folks! Until next time, WRITE ON!
Jo
First, a little about the book:
Title: Intensification - Pen Pals and Serial Killers - Story Three
Author: Jo Michaels
Genre: Psychological Thriller
Length: Looking like it'll be around 70k
Release Date: TBD (Spring 2018 for sure)
Blurb:
Detective Hank Reynolds has just been handed the case of a lifetime. Another reality TV star has gone missing, and it’s up to the Atlanta police department to find her before it’s too late. While he’s digging around, he discovers there have been nearly twenty similar kidnappings in the surrounding areas over the last twenty years, and while trying to find out more—and a witness that’s still alive—he’s dragged into a past he wishes he could erase. His dreams become nightmares about the women, and his sanity unravels. Even his eyes begin to play tricks on him, but no hallucinations are as devious as the antics of the killer—who’s always one breath away—waiting for the chance to strike again.
Now for the excerpt!
Chapter One
Claude
Rolling over, Claude’s eyes fell on the clock. Ten p.m. He
grinned. That would give him plenty of time to do the things he wanted to do
and still be back before it was time to get up and get moving for the day.
His feet made no noise as he padded down the hall to the
garage, and he disabled the alarm system before opening the door. Careful not
to knock anything over, he made his way in the dark to the table on the other
side of the room and slid it to one side. A few wrenches hanging from pegs
banged together, but there was no noise otherwise. Every night he went out, he
was more grateful he’d thought to put the rollers on the legs. Once the table
was slid aside, he stuck his pinky finger through a hole in the sheetrock and
pulled.
It swung forward easily, the hole the only indication there
was anything there. Inside were the articles he’d worn every night: A gray
coverall, high boots, and a baseball cap with his favorite team’s logo
emblazoned on the front.
He chuckled as he pulled it on, the NY turned toward the
back. F--- the Red Sox and the horse they rode in on, he’d be a Yankees fan
until the day he died.
Carefully, he folded the pajamas he’d been wearing before
and put them in the hidey-hole, closing the door softly. His boots were in his
hand, and he waited until he was safely in the alcove of the side door before
slipping them on his feet. It wouldn’t do to leave prints from boots he wasn’t
supposed to have anywhere inside.
Hands in his pockets, he stepped to the sidewalk, casting
his gaze both directions before turning left and scurrying down three blocks
then going right. His house was the fourth one on the left in the cul-de-sac, a
large Tudor with an impressive privacy fence, a high gate, and only a few
lights on inside that backed up to a large, wooded area. Before he went up to
the door, he grabbed the mail out of the box, snickered at the fliers inviting
him to shop at one store or another—they really didn’t want him anywhere near
their establishments—and threw everything in the neighbor’s recycling bin.
It had been nearly a week since he’d been able to come home,
and he could almost hear his beauties calling out to him. His hand shook as he
put the key in the lock and turned, the excitement he was feeling threatening
to boil over and consume him whole.
Claude dashed in and spun to engage the deadbolt, also
sliding the long chain into place. Once it was locked, he allowed himself to
relax. He peeled off the hat and boots, leaving them near the door, and the
next to go was his coveralls. No clothing was required in his home, but he
preferred to keep the boxer-briefs on. Sitting on chairs in the nude just made
his balls sweaty, and he wasn’t about to suffer the discomfort.
As he walked through the kitchen, he swatted Alice on the
ass and whispered in her ear, “I’ll be back in a few minutes. I have something
to take care of first.”
She giggled in response, and he checked her wires to make
sure she was secure before moving on to Nadine.
“How are you tonight, my love?” he asked, caressing her
beautiful, brown face.
“I’m excellent, Claude. How are you?” Her sweet voice was
like milk and honey to his ears, and he kissed her on the tip of her nose.
“Wonderful. Glad to be home.” After checking her wires as
well, he ignored the other ladies and went for the door to the basement. He
glanced around to be sure no one was watching and pulled his key out of its
hiding place under the plant nearby.
Door finally unlocked, he gave it a hard tug, enjoying the
cool hiss of air as the seal broke. He stepped through and pulled the door shut
all the way, re-engaging the locks, before hitting the switch to turn on the
light. The LEDs nearly blinded him, and as soon as they came to full strength,
she started screaming.
Again.
There was no need to run or get angry, so he whistled as he
made his way down the steps to her cage, laughing to himself the whole time.
When he rounded the corner, something whizzed past his head,
and he ducked back.
“Easy now. You sure you want to throw things at me, madame?”
He’d been working on his French accent, and it was nearly perfect.
“F--- you! Let me the f--- out of here, you f---ing psycho!”
Her cage bars rattled.
“That’s not a nice way to speak to me, cherie. I saved you.”
“F--- that!” Her voice was so shrill, it echoed off the
soundproof walls and bounced around like a pinball.
He winced and leaned out a bit so he could see her. There
was nothing else nearby for her to throw, and her hands were empty, so he
stepped all the way out and smiled at her. “Cherie, I’ve missed you.”
She backed away from his side of the cage, flattening her
body to the back bars, her eyes wide and fixed on his approaching form.
That was the reaction that made him feel most powerful—when
they moved away as though they could sense there was something dark inside him.
“I recognize you. You were that guy on the news, huh?”
“No. That wasn’t me.”
“Then your twin brother? I don’t understand how you two can
be so diff—”
He launched himself at the bars. “Shut. Up.”
Laughter sprung up and out of her.
“Don’t you dare talk about things you have no knowledge of,
or I’ll end your life right now.”
“That’s what you plan to do anyway, right? So why should I
give a sh-t if you care what I’m saying or not?”
“Because what you say is the line drawn between whether you
enjoy your death or have a really f---ing hard time of it, bitch.” He snarled
as the last word dripped from his lips and smiled when she flinched.
As he tracked a path around the outside of the cage, she
moved, too, keeping her body on the side farthest away from him. The way her
muscles moved under the skin of her thighs made his c-ck hard, and he wiped
drool off his chin. Her breasts were magnificent creatures, rising and falling
every time she panted. Though she could use a washing, she was still the most
alluring one he’d taken.
“You are so beautiful,” he whispered as he moved.
“F--- you!” she screamed.
“I can’t wait to add you to my collection. You’ll be my
prized possession. I already have a room made up for you, and it’s just like
something you’d pick for yourself. I can hear you thanking me now.” He lifted
his voice a few octaves as he mimicked her. “‘Oh, Claude, I love every part of
it so very much! You’re the best ever.’ And then maybe you’ll give me a kiss.”
“You know nothing
about me, and there’s no way I’m ever
going to kiss you.”
“Oh, but I do, Sharon. I do. I watched you for months on
television, and then I followed you, always in the shadows where you couldn’t
see me. That prick you were dating wasn’t worthy of you, darling.” His hand
snaked out and caught her hair, and he pulled her to the bars closest to him.
“You’ll never have to worry about not having the right man again, because I
promise to take care of you for all time.”
“Killing someone isn’t taking care of them.” Tears were
streaming down her face then, and her shoulders sagged. “Please, Claude.
Please. Let me go?”
Pulling her head back, he yanked on her hair so the skin on
her throat grew tight, the pulse banging away just under the surface. His teeth
ached to sink into the supple flesh, tear at it, but he knew if he did, her
corpse would be ruined, and he wanted her in his collection very badly.
He inhaled, savoring her perfume.
“Please,” she whispered.
“No.” It was a simple answer, and he watched her to see how
she might react. That always told him the most about the women—how they
responded when they didn’t get something they’d begged for.
Rather than grow angry, she softened, and her shoulders
shook.
“Weak. Just as I expected.” His fingers opened, and he
dropped her, letting her sink to the floor. “Tomorrow, mon cherie. Tomorrow!”
After bringing her some food that he left on a paper plate
near the cage, he replenished her supply of water bottles then whistled his way
back upstairs.
His ladies were waiting, and he had big plans for the
evening.
He locked the door and stowed the key after making sure none
of the women were watching, and then he went to join Ginger on the couch. “Mind
if I have the remote?” he asked.
“Not at all, Claude.”
Taking it from her hand, he was careful not to knock around
the supporting wire and damage the limb again like he’d done the week prior. It
had been a bitch to repair, and he just didn’t have the time to dick around
with it.
With a click of the red power button, the television came
on, and he activated the DVR, looking for the latest episodes of She Wants to
Marry Him.
Carefully, he put one arm around Ginger and pulled her
close, moving her head so it rested on his shoulder. He kissed her blonde hair
and laughed when the photos of the women on the show scrolled across the
screen, their names emblazoned underneath. “Remember when you were on this
show?”
Hand in her hair, he moved her head up and down.
“I bet you do. That d-ckless wonder didn’t know what he had
in you, did he?”
Her head moved left and right.
“Let’s see what happens tonight.”
For two hours, he caught up on episodes he’d missed, using
the notebook on the coffee table to write down details he thought might be
important later on.
He tossed the pad back on the table, turned the television
off, stood, and adjusted Ginger so she looked like she did when he arrived,
caressing her chin with his thumb. “You’re so beautiful. It’s a shame you
didn’t win that one, but it was probably because you’re so stupid.”
Returning to the kitchen and Alice, he wrapped his arms
around her from behind and pressed himself to her back and rear. She was still
firm, and he liked it. Her roundness made him ache with desire. He buried his
face in her hair but pulled back when he got a whiff of something unpleasant.
Moving her hair to one side, he examined her neck, and found
a small patch of skin had peeled back, revealing the stuffing he’d packed her
with. A little more digging in the hole found the culprit of the horrendous
smell. It was a tiny patch of mildew. She’d been near the sink too long and
needed to dry out.
“Alice, darling. You’re positively rotting from the inside
out. I’ll need to move you, okay?”
Her head moved up and down.
“Perhaps Hailey would like to take your place. I’ll just go
ask her. Be right back.” He sprinted up the stairs, flipping on the light at
the landing, and making a hard right into the master bedroom. There, he found
Hailey lying on the bed with Juniper lying nearby, one hand covering one of
Hailey’s breasts. “Get up, ladies! I need Hailey dressed and downstairs to take
Alice’s place. You want to do that, sweetheart?”
“Of course, Claude. Anything for you,” she answered.
He dug a pretty dress out of the closet and helped Hailey
into it, and then he lifted her over his shoulder and carried her down, careful
not to bang her head on anything.
Alice was unhooked from the wires, the dry sponge taken from
her hand, and she was placed on the floor nearby. Hailey was buckled in, the
sponge put in her right hand, and a clean plate fixed to her left with some
Velcro strips he kept in a nearby drawer.
After carrying Alice upstairs, stripping her naked, and
arranging her in the bed with Juniper, he pressed his back to the wall to
admire his handiwork, deciding quickly that her hand was too high. He adjusted
it so it was between Alice’s legs and sighed.
Perfect.
Again, he backed up to the wall and peered at them. His ---- immediately as he watched them play with one another, giggling,
kissing, and rolling on the bed, but he shook it off. There was no time for
that right then. He had to get back before his time expired. Kissing each lady
on the head, he scurried out and down the steps, his hard-on dropping the
moment he stepped off the last one.
“Well, my lovelies, I’ll see you all tomorrow! We’ll have a
splendid party soon! I’ll bring champagne, and you can welcome Sharon with open
arms when I finally bring her up.”
They cheered.
He quickly dressed and hurried out the door, being sure to
lock it behind himself, before jogging back the way he’d come.
Quickly and quietly, he snuck through the garage door,
changed, rearmed the alarm system, and slipped back into bed.
Hank
At six a.m. sharp, the alarm sounded, jolting Hank out of a
deep sleep. He rolled onto his back, one hand absently slapping at the
offending noise. Finally, it stopped, and he groaned. It was like he hadn’t
slept in weeks, and it was starting to take a toll on him. A decision was made
then and there that the sleeping pills the doctor had prescribed would be taken
that night. Just one night of rest was all he needed to trudge on through
another few weeks of restlessness.
He peeled himself out of bed, pressed the button on the
coffee pot, and headed for the shower. Music poured out of his mouth, and he
took the detachable sprayer and held it in front of his lips, filling the small
space with crescendos and a strong, natural vibrato. It was his favorite time
of day, before dealing with the people from the office, before having to get
into it with victims calling about some bullshit that may or may not have
happened in the middle of the night; in that moment, he was just a man with
music in his soul and warm spray from his shower microphone.
Once he was clean, he stepped out and toweled off, going to
the kitchen to pour a huge cup of the coffee he could smell from the shower. He
gulped at it, loving the way it burned as it made its way to his stomach. A
sigh tore out of him. Perfection.
His routine was firmly established, and the next half hour
was spoken for as he trimmed his beard, brushed his teeth, and dressed for the
day in slacks and a button down, strapping his gun belt to his waist. He always
grabbed was his wallet and badge as he left the bedroom, and those went in his
back pockets. Then, he filled his travel cup with coffee and left for the day.
On the drive to the precinct, he checked his voicemail. There were three calls:
One from his ex-girlfriend inviting him for drinks—delete, another from his
partner about the upcoming softball game—save, and a third from someone he
didn’t know asking about the rich girl kidnapping—delete.
He sighed and threw the phone on the passenger’s seat,
leaning back with two hands on the wheel, and finished driving to work while
yelling at other drivers to pay attention to what they were freaking doing
before they killed someone.
Pulling into the lot, he parked in his designated spot and
got out, coffee in hand, to go up to his office. His partner was already there.
“Morning,” Hank said.
“Dude. Phones are blowing up over that rich girl model that
went missing. Cap says we need to nail this bastard soon.” Tony thumped the
desk with his forehead. “Sorry. Good morning to you, too.”
“Do we have any new information?”
“No. That’s the thing. There have been a million and one
‘hot tips,’ but none of them check out, ya know?”
Falling into a rolling chair behind a desk facing Tony’s,
Hank shook his head as his anger bubbled. “Don’t know what Cap wants us to do
about it if we don’t have any damned leads. The guys snatching these women
might as well be g--damned ghosts!”
“I know. You’re preaching to the choir, man.”
“I’m just so f---ing frustrated with it all.”
“Well, what do you want to do today? Beat the streets?”
“We’re gonna have to.” Frustrated, he pulled the file folder
over and flipped it open. A pretty brunette smiled out of the photograph.
Missing nearly a week, she’d disappeared while grocery shopping at a local
store, one with no exterior cameras. He read over the report once again, but
the only thing that stuck out to him was that she’d been on TV on some reality
show about marriage. There had been a couple of similar cases over the previous
two years, and he assumed it was a pattern. He wondered if anyone else had put that together.
Their captain stuck his head out the door and barked at them
to “get in his office. Now.”
With a sigh, Tony and Hank rose and went through the glass
door.
“Take a seat, boys.”
They did, neither of them saying a word, Hank still
clutching the file.
“I need you two on top of your game. This f---er has
everyone terrified to take a step outside.”
He held up a hand. “Whoa. Hold on a sec, Cap. I’m thinking
maybe this isn’t random and isn’t linked with those other two snatch-and-grab
jobs from Fulton County. It struck me a few minutes ago that four young women
who’ve been on one reality TV show or another have gone missing over the last
few years. That suggests a pattern, right? I’m not sure Jane the Wife has
anything to be afraid of—as long as she doesn’t live in Fulton.”
“Right. Suggests. There’s no way to be sure of that, Reynolds.
If they’d all gone missing after being part of one show, we’d have something.”
Truer words were never spoken, and he knew it; he just
didn’t really like it all that much. A kidnapper had to be established a number
of years, and have a definitive pattern, but the cases they were working had no
links between all the victims, only four out of six. It also seemed their
realty perp only been active a little while. If Hank’s suspicions were
correct, the guy had already snatched the three other women who were in the
public eye, but lesser known than the most recent.
“My gut tells me we’ll catch someone soon, so I want you
boys looking into everything you can think of, okay? Get out there and get me
some answers. I need to assure people that my guys aren’t complete morons.” Cap
crushed his cigarette in the ashtray and waved his hands. “Get!”
Tony and Hank got up and left, neither of them with a spring
in their step.
“Let’s go, big guy,” Tony said.
“Wait a sec. I’m gonna grab another cup.” Hank refilled his
travel thermos and capped it. “Okay. Ready. Let’s do this sh-t.”
They got into Tony’s car, a black Impala, and
pulled out, headed for the last known address of the missing girl and the
grocery store she’d gone missing from.~~~~~
I hope you enjoyed that! EEP!
What do you think? Is Claude's house weird or what?
Well, that's all for today, folks! Until next time, WRITE ON!
Jo
Monday, February 26, 2018
How to: Deal with the Flu
Is it Monday already? *waves* Hi there, good people of the blogosphere! Holy crap did I ever have one helluva week. Tuesday, I woke up feeling like death warmed over. It's been a fight since then. I've decided that I'm never getting sick ever again, there's just too much to do in a week, and I can't be missing work, so wish me luck with that. I finally feel kind of human, so today's post is tongue-in-cheek about how to care for yourself when you catch the flu. Because I missed some days posting (which sucks because my posts were all planned out), I'll be doing a quick adjustment to my lineup for the next couple of weeks. Ready to dive into today? Grab your coffee, and let's get going!
Here are the steps to take when you have the flu:
This year, the flu seems to present itself differently for everyone, so here are some signs to watch out for:
This flu is nothing to play around with, y'all. And if you start wheezing, go to the ER or UrgentCare.
Did any of you come down with the crud? Did you have symptoms not listed here? How did yours present?
Help folks out and post your story in the comments below!
Well, that's all for today, folks! Until next time, WRITE ON!
Jo
Here are the steps to take when you have the flu:
- See your doctor and get tested so you can get the good meds, but please, wear a mask when you go out of the house.
- Crash in bed, and don't get up unless the house is on fire or you realllllly have to pee.
- Send someone out for medication to alleviate the symptoms; make sure you have something for fevers.
- Drink a LOT of water. Not only will this help you stay hydrated, it'll also help keep your fever down.
- Find a new show and binge-watch it.
- Don't plan to cook or clean or do anything but lie in bed.
- Have soup.
- Sleep as much as you can. Sleep helps your body worry about fighting off the flu rather than keeping your daily body in balance.
- Be prepared to suffer alone. No one wants to catch what you have, so help them help you. Limit your activity in your home, and use lots and LOTS of anti-bacterial stuff on surfaces.
This year, the flu seems to present itself differently for everyone, so here are some signs to watch out for:
- Vomiting. Not just mild nausea, I'm talking full-on, bowl-hugging, seeing-everything-you've-eaten-for-a-week vomiting (this is how my husband's started).
- Headache. Like someone is splitting your head open with an axe (this is how mine started).
- Chills. Your whole body feels like one big nerve on edge.
- Fever. You'll know you have a fever when you get cold/chilly.
- Sore Throat. As though you've swallowed a piece of sandpaper that won't go down.
- Cough. Hacking-up-a-lung coughing (this is how my daughter's started).
- Body Aches. Every muscle hurts.
- Sneezing. Uncontrollable, with or without a stuffy nose.
This flu is nothing to play around with, y'all. And if you start wheezing, go to the ER or UrgentCare.
Did any of you come down with the crud? Did you have symptoms not listed here? How did yours present?
Help folks out and post your story in the comments below!
Well, that's all for today, folks! Until next time, WRITE ON!
Jo
Wednesday, February 21, 2018
Meet a Book Blogger - A Star that Reads (Starr Ochoa)
Hey y’all! My name is Starr, I’m a reader, a future nurse (my hope), and a person who is dabbling in writing.
I run an Instagram blog that you can follow @astarthatreads. I started this blog because my friend forced me to get an Instagram account so we could stay in touch and I didn’t just want another social media account that I wouldn’t use. I started thinking about things I would do with it and realized I wanted to share my love of reading. I mostly read romance, but willing to try and open to other genres.
I’m currently doing author spotlights on Instagram: You give me teasers, cover reveals, excerpts, etc, to share to my followers and hopefully you gain some followers as well. I’m willing to share all genres through my blog.
*Review policy, I haven’t thought about a set of rules I follow, but I will be honest. I try not to post bad reviews, but if you want to send me your book and want me to review it, I will! My reviews are either short and sweet or a paragraph of me fangirling and demanding people get this book. Lol. I post on Goodreads, Instagram, and Amazon.
Thank you all for taking the time out of your day to read this long post. ❤ I hope you decide to join me on Instagram.
How awesome is that?? Y'all go give her a follow and some content, for Pete's sake!
I run an Instagram blog that you can follow @astarthatreads. I started this blog because my friend forced me to get an Instagram account so we could stay in touch and I didn’t just want another social media account that I wouldn’t use. I started thinking about things I would do with it and realized I wanted to share my love of reading. I mostly read romance, but willing to try and open to other genres.
I’m currently doing author spotlights on Instagram: You give me teasers, cover reveals, excerpts, etc, to share to my followers and hopefully you gain some followers as well. I’m willing to share all genres through my blog.
*Review policy, I haven’t thought about a set of rules I follow, but I will be honest. I try not to post bad reviews
Thank you all for taking the time out of your day to read this long post. ❤ I hope you decide to join me on Instagram.
Monday, February 19, 2018
How to: Microplot
Happy Monday, everyone! I hope you had a fantastic weekend and are ready to crank out the words this week! Today, I'm talking about microplotting. You know, that thing you do when you're furiously writing your novel. Oh! You don't do that? Don't know how? Well, sit back, relax, sip your coffee, and read on!
Some people have a detailed plot when they sit down to write their novels. If that's you, this post isn't your friend. But if you're of the other kind, the plansters, who only know where the story begins and ends when you start writing, and maybe have a couple of plot points you want to hit along the way, you may find this useful.
Microplotting isn't a long, drawn-out plot. You make decisions on the fly about what's going to happen to your characters, and you type them out like so:
In this chapter:
Beatrice will discover who has betrayed her.
How that happens:
She finds the key.
She opens the door.
She reads the riddle.
She solves the riddle, but has to seek help from Hayman to do so.
When Hayman reads the riddle, he becomes ill.
Beatrice must speak the answer aloud.
The betrayer's name appears in smoke, and it disappears just before Hayman comes to.
Then, you go above the microplot and write furiously. When you're typing out the microplot points, that's when you look up any names or important features you want to remember as you're writing. If there's something you don't know or forgot to include, type XXX in the place of the item and move on. Keep writing. Don't slow down to look it up. If you're consistent with your marker type, then you can do a find later and take the time to fact check or do research.
Microplotting can push your novel to a whole new level, but be careful of getting sidetracked. Stay on the path to the conclusion you're pushing toward. It's fun.
I don't know about all of you, but every time I've tried plotting out each chapter, I fail and end up having to scrap it and re-do the whole thing. Now, I go high-level plot points and fill in the blanks as I write. My loose outlines look something like this:
Chapter 1 - Introduce character, tone, and setting. Be sure to drop nuggets of what's coming (the beginning of change from now to the end).
Chapter 2 - Beatrice gets in trouble at school for something and a letter is sent home.
Chapter 3 - Beatrice is grounded because of the letter, and she ends up acting out at school again in some way.
Chapter 4 - Beatrice is suspended.
Chapter 5 - Beatrice meets Mark, and he ignores her because she's a "bad girl" (this makes her want to change because she really likes him).
... other chapters I fill in like the ones above.
Last Chapter - Beatrice and Mark finally get together.
So, in each chapter, I microplot how to flesh it out once I get there. Those outlines are treated as living documents and are changed often.
I hope this helps some of you when you're sprinting!
Did you find this useful? What do you do when writing? Plotter? Pantser? Plantser? Hit me with your process!
Well, that's all for today, folks! Until next time, WRITE ON!
Jo
Some people have a detailed plot when they sit down to write their novels. If that's you, this post isn't your friend. But if you're of the other kind, the plansters, who only know where the story begins and ends when you start writing, and maybe have a couple of plot points you want to hit along the way, you may find this useful.
Microplotting isn't a long, drawn-out plot. You make decisions on the fly about what's going to happen to your characters, and you type them out like so:
In this chapter:
Beatrice will discover who has betrayed her.
How that happens:
She finds the key.
She opens the door.
She reads the riddle.
She solves the riddle, but has to seek help from Hayman to do so.
When Hayman reads the riddle, he becomes ill.
Beatrice must speak the answer aloud.
The betrayer's name appears in smoke, and it disappears just before Hayman comes to.
Then, you go above the microplot and write furiously. When you're typing out the microplot points, that's when you look up any names or important features you want to remember as you're writing. If there's something you don't know or forgot to include, type XXX in the place of the item and move on. Keep writing. Don't slow down to look it up. If you're consistent with your marker type, then you can do a find later and take the time to fact check or do research.
Microplotting can push your novel to a whole new level, but be careful of getting sidetracked. Stay on the path to the conclusion you're pushing toward. It's fun.
I don't know about all of you, but every time I've tried plotting out each chapter, I fail and end up having to scrap it and re-do the whole thing. Now, I go high-level plot points and fill in the blanks as I write. My loose outlines look something like this:
Chapter 1 - Introduce character, tone, and setting. Be sure to drop nuggets of what's coming (the beginning of change from now to the end).
Chapter 2 - Beatrice gets in trouble at school for something and a letter is sent home.
Chapter 3 - Beatrice is grounded because of the letter, and she ends up acting out at school again in some way.
Chapter 4 - Beatrice is suspended.
Chapter 5 - Beatrice meets Mark, and he ignores her because she's a "bad girl" (this makes her want to change because she really likes him).
... other chapters I fill in like the ones above.
Last Chapter - Beatrice and Mark finally get together.
So, in each chapter, I microplot how to flesh it out once I get there. Those outlines are treated as living documents and are changed often.
I hope this helps some of you when you're sprinting!
Did you find this useful? What do you do when writing? Plotter? Pantser? Plantser? Hit me with your process!
Well, that's all for today, folks! Until next time, WRITE ON!
Jo
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